Crack Style
May 1st, 2009
Is this rip-off style joke funny? Would people laugh if I told it to them in a field or would they stare at me?
ok so if there is three and two apples then you eat 1.after so you get tierd and dream about you being asleep.while you are asleep you dream of nothing. then when you wake up you are still asleep.then you dream of apples. 24.89 apples. then you really wake up and then die. why did you die?the apples were freshly picked
Is that joke funny at all? It cracks me up every time I read it but it seems a bit stupid.
Well, personally I don’t understand it. But if you do, that’s great. If you know the people that your telling it to very well and you think that they will laugh, go right ahead. But if you don’t think that they would like it then don’t tell it… I know I didn’t answer your question all that well but I hope that I helped even a little!
Akatsuki behind scenes crack style
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